amateur:: used to indicated lack of skill or experience to a derogative degree <he can't even drink two beers without getting sick - fucking amateur!> asstastic:: morph of ass and fantastic; similar meaning to the previous entry assload:: very large quantity <John brought an ~ of cheese from Holland> bite me:: craptacular or craptastic:: morph of spectacular and crap to indicated something failing on a grand scale eat me:: fuck off:: fucking-a:: term of surprise, amazement, disgust, or general alarm fucked or fuckt:: someone or some situation with no hope or clean resolution of the problem get bent:: lush:: someone who regularly endulges in alcohol; e.g. an alcoholic piss off:: screwed:: in an undesirable situation; <we're stranded on a deserted island, we don't have any food, and our the batteries in our radio are almost dead; yeah, we're ~> skanky:: somebody of low repute, stature, or cleanliness; e.g. skanky pimp

crock of shit:: something false or deceptive; <campaign promises are usually a ~> deep shit:: in big trouble (see next entry) <we're 50 miles outside of town and we're out of food, water, toilet paper and matches; yeah, I'd say we're in ~> up shit creek:: in a bad situation (see previous entry) eat shit:: - lose a game by a large margin 2. to get a very raw deal; to absorb or withstand many insults or physical abuse <he fell off his bike and ate shit> 3. to humble oneself shit happens:: expresses the sentiment “the best laid plans often go awry” shit hits the fan:: a violent or unpleasant situation, often in reference to reprimands coming down from authority figures <the shit hit the fan when John found out that somebody had drunk all his liquor.> stay out of my shit:: admonition to mind your own business or stop meddling shit or get off the pot:: quit wasting time or stalling <I wish he would ~ and ask that girl out so we can get out of this shitty bar> piece of shit:: cheaply constructed article <that French car was a real ~> shitload:: large quantity <there was a ~ of bugs on our windshield after driving through that swamp>